Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood.
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe [exclamation point removed]
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Making a Venetian blind
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Stick your finger in his eye
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