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Rated: 0.00/10 | Votes: 1 | Views: 63 |Submitted: 09/25/2003



Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put

"poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the

following detail will be sufficient.

I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80 foot

tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about

300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now un-needed tools and material down by hand, I decided to

lower the items down in a small barrel by using a pulley, which fortunately was attached to the gin pole at the top of the

tower.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I

went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools. You will

note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form, that I weigh only 155 pounds.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.

Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40 foot level,

I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep

into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of

my pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Devoid of

the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11.

As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower.

In the vicinity of the 40 foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the

lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto

the pile of tools and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80

feet above me... I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope.



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