Instead of saying something's the bomb, you say, "That was awesome "thing man!"
You wear a kurta pajama at clubs.
You work at an Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls.
People can smell your imitation Drakkar Noir from miles away.
Your the captain and sole member of your school's cricket team.
You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever you leave the house.
You get high off butter chicken and/or mango frooti.
Your gang's uniform is a Michael Jackson T-shirt with Rambo pants.
You have a nickname like Pinto, Bunty, Bunny, Dolly, or Penny.
Anyone you don't like is a "bloody idiot" or a "bastard."
|
