Bud Nelson, from New York, flew to Knock Airport in the west of Ireland on Business. As he walked down the stairs from the
plane onto the runway he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with a assortment of Human Skulls.
"What are you doing?" asked the American.
"Oh, I'm selling skulls", replied the Irishman.
"And what skulls do you have?" said Bud.
"Well, I have the skulls of the most famous Irishmen that ever lived!!" said the Irishman.
"That's great!" said Bud. "Give me some names!"
"Well!" said the Irishman, pointing to various skulls. "That one there is James Joyce, the famous author and playwright, that
one there is St. Brendan, the Navigator, that's Michael Collins the leader of the 1916 rising, and that one there is St.
Patrick, the Patron Saint of Ireland...God bless his soul.."
"Sorry" said Bud, "But did you say St. Patrick?"
"That's correct!" said the Irishman.
"I have to have that!" said Bud and paid him $1,650.00 in cash. Bud flew back to New York and mounted his Skull on the wall
in his Pub. People came from all over America to view this famous Skull. He made a fortune over a five year period and
retired a very rich man. During his retirement, he decided to go back to visit Ireland, the land that made him a fortune.
Bud flew back into Knock airport, and while walking down the stairs saw the same Irishman at the bottom of the stairs.
"Goodness", said Bud, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm selling skulls", replied the Irishman.
"And what skulls do you have today?" said Bud.
"Well, I have the skulls of the most famous Irishmen that ever lived!!" said the Irishman.
"That's great!" said Bud. "Give me some names!"
"Well!" said the Irishman, pointing to various skulls. "That one there is James Joyce, the famous author and playwright, that
one there is St. Brendan, the Navigator, that's Michael Collins the leader of the 1916 rising, and that one there is St.
Patrick, the Patron Saint of Ireland...God bless his soul.."
"Sorry" said Bud, "But did you say St. Patrick?"
"That's Correct!" said the Irishman.
"Well!", said Bud, I was here almost 7 years ago and you sold me a Skull a little bit bigger than that one there, and you
told me then that the skull was St. Patrick."
"Oh yes!" said the Irishman, "I remember you now!...you see... This is St. Patrick when he was a Boy!!"
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