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Spam I Am

My name is Spam.

Spam I Am.

I have some stuff I'd like to sell.

Take a look! It's really swell!



I do not want your worthless spam.

I do not want it, Spam I Am.



Spam I Am:

$500 software that really rocks!

Just 20 bucks--still in the box!



You are really full of bunk.

I do not want your bootleg junk!

I do not want your worthless Spam.

I do not want it Spam I Am.



Spam I Am:

How about some fast cash?

Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!



How stupid do you think I am?

I won't join your shady scam.

You are a sucker, you silly gitch.

If it worked, we'd all be rich!

I do not want your worthless spam.

I do not want it Spam I Am.



Spam I Am:

Check out this great idea of mine!

For Web Hosting and Design!



I went to your site; it really sucks!

For this you're charging lots of bucks?

You could at least learn to spell.

Why don't you just go to hell.

I do not want your worthless spam.

I do not want it Spam I Am.



Don't pretend your ads are new.

You insult us when you do.

I won't buy your worthless stocks.

Our heads are not full of rocks

Stop it Spam. Enough's enough.

I do not want your trashy stuff!

I do not want your damn spam!

I do not want it Spam I Am!


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