80,000 Sardarji's meet at the Jalianwala Bagh for a "Sardarjis Are Not Stupid Convention."
Santa Singh, the emcee says, "We are all here today to prove to the World that Sardarjis are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
One Sardarji steps up.
Santha Singh asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, "Eighteen."
Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarjis Start Cheering, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
Santha Singh says,"Well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here And the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance." So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30seconds, the sardarji eventually says, "Ninety?"
Santha Singh sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardarji starts crying.
80,000 sardarjis start yelling, "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
SanthaSingh, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,"Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The sardarji closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four."
Around the stadium 80,000 sardarjis start yelling "Give him another chance, give him another chance."
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