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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides

being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or

funny.

Martinez, California:

Gus Kramer faces an unusual challenge in his race for county

assessor: His opponents would rather see a dead man elected.

Kramer's only rival in the Contra Costa County race, Dan Hallissy,

died of a heart attack April 10 -- too late for anyone else to run.

But Hallissy's name will remain on the ballot for the June 7

nonpartisan primary. And the incumbent assessor is working to get him

elected.

Voters should have "a chance to elect an honest, experienced person

to this office," said assessor John Biasotti.

A Hallissy victory would force a special election next March, open to

any candidate.

U.S. Representative Bill Baker, a Republican, also is backing the

posthumous effort. His spokesman said voters should have a choice.

Kramer, who briefly stopped campaigning to mark Hallissy's death,

decried the effort as a "classical case of cronyism." He said his

opponents "want the taxpayer to blow $800,000," about the cost of a

special election.

Kramer also bristled at the charge he's unfit for the job, citing his

experience as city clerk for Martinez and as a real estate agent for

the county's Public Works Department.

The assessor's office is responsible for estimating property values

in the 830,000-person county, 30 miles east of San Francisco. The job

pays $84,000 a year.


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