Pasteurize: Too far to see
Pathology: Study of roadmaps
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Peppier: The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Phonesia: The affliction fo dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
Plug-and-Play: A new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy, John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play."
Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
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