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Music One Liners

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?

A: Will the defendant please rise.



Q: What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State Building?

A: Who Cares...



Q: What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?

A: Not enough sand.



Q: What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.



Q: What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?

A: Drool...



Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

A: It saves time in the long run.



Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?

A: That's the banjo player's porsche.



Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By there names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)



Q: What is the difference between a french horn and a lawnmower?

A: You can tune a lawnmower.



Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.



Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: The grip.



Q: What is the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?

A: You are supposed to take off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline.



Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.



Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A: A drummer.



Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.



Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?

A: They never know when to come in.



Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 50. 1 to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.



Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?

A: Their personality.



Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."




Q: What's the difference between a viola and a violin?

A: A violin burns faster.




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