Music One Liners
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State Building?
A: Who Cares...
Q: What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you call one-hundred banjos at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?
A: Drool...
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That's the banjo player's porsche.
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
A: By there names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)
Q: What is the difference between a french horn and a lawnmower?
A: You can tune a lawnmower.
Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A: The grip.
Q: What is the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A: You are supposed to take off your shoes before jumping on the trampoline.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around a bunch of musicians?
A: A drummer.
Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?
A: The knocking always speeds up.
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?
A: They never know when to come in.
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50. 1 to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
Q: What's the difference between a viola and a violin?
A: A violin burns faster.
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