Mammary: Something you remember  
 
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!  
 
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.  
 
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.  
 
Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress.  
 
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.  
 
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.  
 
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition. 	
           
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