Mike Piazza: I think the Mets might win the World Series this year. Interviewer: What makes you think that? Mike Piazza: My
paycheck. Interviewer: What about rumors you are gay? Mike Piazza: Well, my main man. You're quite handsome by the way. If I
were gay, I'd like to screw you rotten. But I'm not. But IF I WERE. I like girls. And I mean real girls, not those sexy drag
queens who by the way are really nice in their own right. Interviewers: You are ridiculously overpaid. What do you do with
your money? Mike Piazza: I give it to charity. Interview: THE GLADD? Mike Piazza: Yes, I did donate to the Gay and . . . HEY!
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