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God As A Computer Programmer

Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?



A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him.



Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?



A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise, things can wait until tomorrow.



Q: How come the Age of Miracles ended?



A: That was the development phase of the project. Now we're in the maintenance phase.



Q: Who is Satan?



A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant.



Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?



A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.



Q: How can I protect myself from evil?



A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.



Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?



A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.



Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?



A: They are much more likely to receive email


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