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BENGALI :
What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
Keyhollo?
What do u call a firebrand Bong?
Gun-goli.
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GUJJU :
Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
A Gujju Business house?
Kalabhai-Salabhai.
Why did the Gujju go to Rome?
To listen to Pop(e) music.
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SARDARJI
What do you call a sardar with one hair ?
Iqbal Singh.
What is the taxi service in Khalistan called ?
Kar Seva.
What is the national drink of Khalistan called ?
Sharbat Khalsa.
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.
A female Khalistan terrorist?
Hard Kaur.
Khalistan history ..
SARSON-DA-SAGA
The great wall of khalistan ..
LONG-O-WALL (Former CM of Punjab -Longowal)
National dish of khalistan ..
AKALI-DAAL
The dirty drain of khalistan ..
BAR-NALA (Another CM of Punjab - Barnala)
A sikh scuba diver ..
JULL-UNDER SINGH (Jull means water)
A better adapted sikh diver ..
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL
A bald sardarjee ..
BAL-WANT SINGH
National Bird of Khalistan ..
Butter Chicken
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TAMILIAN :
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
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MALAYALEE :
What's a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
An extraordinary malayalee ..
PHENO-MENON
A smart and extraordinary malayalee ..
VIJI-MENON
How do u identify a Mallu?
Zimply.
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MARWARI :
How was wire invented?
Two marwaris spotted the same coin.
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PARSI :
An angry Parsi?
God-rage.(Godrej is a famous Parsi last name)
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UPait :
A U.P. Botanist?
Agni-hot-tree.
a son of 2 fathers .. Dvivedi
of 3 fathers .. Trivedi
of 4 fathers .. Chaturvedi
of 5 fathers .. Pandey
of several fathers .. Misra
of unknown parentage .. Gupta
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