After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences. 
 
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball. 
 
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling. 
 
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football. 
 
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball. 
 
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis. 
 
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf. 
 
Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller the balls are. 
 
	
           
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