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Dr. Seuss Explains Computers

If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port

and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort

and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort

then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.



If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash

and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash

and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash

then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!



If the label on the cable on the table at your house

says the network is connected to the button on your mouse

but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol

that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall

and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss

so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse

then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang

'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!



When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk

and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk

then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM

Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.


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