A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to
review his records.
At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be
allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and
we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, "I thought you
were going to want me to pay with cash."
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