Funny Photos


   #1 Destinations
   Celebrities
   Cute Baby Pics
   Funny T-Shirts
   Hum Tum Gallery
   Laugh Bytes
   Lover's Desk
   Miscelaneous
   Online Games
   The Perfect Guy
   Women


Search Funny Photos
Title :


 

 
 
Home > Jokes > Computer Jokes > Computers and Electronics as Depicted in Movies

Vote For This Joke
Rated: 0.00/10 | Votes: 1 | Views: 14 |Submitted: 10/09/2006


Computers and Electronics as Depicted in Movies





Word processors never display a cursor.



You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.



All monitors display inch-high letters.



High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don't, have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.



Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.



Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see "Fortress").



All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.



Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go faster than you can read. The *really* advanced ones also emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer.



All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backwards.



People typing away on a computer will turn it off without saving the data.



A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.



Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function (see "Demolition Man" and >countless others).



Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems usually appear to transmit data at the speed of two gigabytes per second.



When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.



If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it.



No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has (Aliens). However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled.



Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three- dimensional, active animation, photo-realistic graphics capability.



Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY Supercomputer .



Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face (see "Alien", "2001").


Print This Page




 
 

Text Jokes

   Accounting Jokes
   Animal Jokes
   Aviation Jokes
   Bar Jokes
   Blind Jokes
   Blondes Jokes
   Business Jokes
   Celebrity Jokes
   Children Jokes
   Christmas Jokes
   Computer Jokes
   Crazy Jokes
   Deep Thoughts
   Dictionary Jokes
   Dirty Jokes
   Dumb Jokes
   Economist Jokes
   Education Jokes
   Email Jokes
   English Jokes
   Ethnic Jokes
   Female Jokes
   Food Jokes
   Gender Jokes
   Golf Jokes
   Holidays Jokes
   Idiots Jokes
   Indian Jokes
   Insult Jokes
   Kids Jokes
   Lawyers Jokes
   Lists Jokes
   Location Jokes
   Love Jokes
   Male Jokes
   Math Jokes
   Medical Jokes
   Military Jokes
   Misc Jokes
   Old Age Jokes
   One Liner Jokes
   Police Jokes
   Political Jokes
   RedNeck Jokes
   Relationship
   Religious Jokes
   Sex Jokes
   Short Jokes
   SMS Jokes
   Sports Jokes
   ThanksGiving
   True Stories
   Weird Jokes
   Woman Jokes
   Work place Jokes
   X Rated Jokes
   Beauty Tips
   Email Gems
   Kisses
   Love
   Love Poems
   Love Quotes
   Love Recipies
   Wedding Tips


Search Text Jokes
Title :
Joke:




Resources

Joke Books


Copyright © 2004 SomeJokes Networks. All rights reserved.

Hosted by Pull Host

Thudded.com

Search our site easily with the Thudded Toolbar