A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator
shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to
haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two
hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper
replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing
still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed
an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive,
even as the gator came ever closer.
Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled
the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the
gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes
either!".
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