The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides
being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or
funny.
Brezhnev, a former ruler of Russia, was thought not to be too bright.
He comes to address a big Communist party meeting, and starts:
"Dear Comrade Imperialists,"
The whole hall perked up - "what did he say??" Brezhnev tried
again...
"Dear Comrade Imperialists,"
Well, by now the hall was in pandemonium - was he trying to call them
Imperialists? Then, an advisor walked over to the podium and pointed
to the speech for Brezhnev. "Oh..." he muttered, and started again:
"Dear Comrades, Imperialists are everywhere."
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