one day the husband comes home and finds his wife complaining about everything.
she points him to the light in the hall and asks him to fix it, he replies "what do I look like to you a con edison" worker?
then she goes to the refrigirator and asks him to fix the door, he says what am I a G&E operator?"
He gets upset and leaves the house to go get beer in a bar. when he comes home, he sees that the light is fine and the refrigerator door opens fine, so he goes to his wife and asks "what happened? everything works" and she says, "well when you left i sat on the porch crying and this nice gentleman approached me and asked me what was wrong, i told him and he said that he'll fix everything but i either gotta bake a cake for him or have sex with him"
then the husband asks " so what kinda cake did you bake him?" she says "do I look like betty crocker?"
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