Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Bachelor:
Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Beepilepsy: The brief siezure people somtimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.
Benign: What you are after you be eight
Blood Count: Dracula
Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her
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