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Home > Jokes > True Stories > Apple sues Apple Corp.

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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides

being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or

funny.

Apple Corporation Sues Itself.

[AP] In a move that has industrial analysts scratching their heads,

Apple Computers has filed suit against Apple Computers Corporation.

The company claims that Apple has violated the Look and Feel of their

own machines which has helped to make the company famous.

An Apple Spokesperson stated "This is no joke. If we don't protect

our copyrighted interface, everyone will use it and we could lose the

exclusive right. So it is in our best interests to sue anyone who

uses the Macintosh Look and Feel, including ourselves." The

spokesperson says Apple has retained the prestigious LA law firm of

Kukla, Fran and Ollie to spearhead the lawsuit. Apple's in house

lawyers will defend.

Long time Apple observer Ernest Dinklefwat stated that this is a sure

sign that Apple has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. "In

the old days Apple depended on its talented engineers to keep ahead

of the competition, but now they have lost the edge, as well as their

grasp on reality."

The industry will be sure to watch this case closely. If Apple wins

the suit against itself, this could mean a massive recall of all

Macintosh and Lisa computers which will need to be converted to avoid

all graphics and desktop metaphors and instead provide a simple

terminal-like interface. Such a move would cause a massive digression

in the personal computer market. Users of computers would be forced

to learn to read, which could cause dangerous literacy among college

students and professionals.


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