"To my dear wife :
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 years can
no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.
therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room
table :
"My dear husband:
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michel, my tennis coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman with excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation ... although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 .... therefore I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow ! A big kiss from your wife, who really understands you ..."
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Life is unfair. But that's for everyone, so I guess life is fair!
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